1st Act [VIDEO]
Dec. 2nd, 2010 08:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
actaestfabula[The camera turns on to show a pair of red, feline eyes staring intensely at the screen, before it pans back to show a girl wearing a black dress, seemingly no older than twelve years. Resting on her shoulder is a closed black umbrella with the face of a cat, and hovering next to her was a red bat.]
Ah, it is on. When I was pulled into the ground, I did not expect myself to sink into another world. Quite fortunate that my restraints hadn't followed me, or I would have met the most disgraceful of landings.
[With a quick flick of her wrist, sheviolently gracefully smacked the fat, floating red thing with her closed umbrella.]
Nago! Gii! I require a chair and cushion!
[With the pained chimes of "Yes!" and "Of course!", her cat-like umbrella had swiftly turned into a chair, and the obese red bat creature turned into that of a cushion. She gave a dainty sigh and sat down, resting her head against her hand. She looked at the camera with the most bored of expressions.]
... I've already spent five minutes trying to determine an appropriate algorithm to leave this bland slum; practically forever! I'd rather not have to rely on this communicator for assistance, but as much as I am loathe to admit it, I have no other choice.
Now then, if any of you plebeians would be so wise as to point me to the exit, I will be leaving now and prevent avoidable bloodshed. I'd rather not stay much long, you see, for I have important business to attend to, and a lady is never late to her affairs.
Ah, it is on. When I was pulled into the ground, I did not expect myself to sink into another world. Quite fortunate that my restraints hadn't followed me, or I would have met the most disgraceful of landings.
[With a quick flick of her wrist, she
Nago! Gii! I require a chair and cushion!
[With the pained chimes of "Yes!" and "Of course!", her cat-like umbrella had swiftly turned into a chair, and the obese red bat creature turned into that of a cushion. She gave a dainty sigh and sat down, resting her head against her hand. She looked at the camera with the most bored of expressions.]
... I've already spent five minutes trying to determine an appropriate algorithm to leave this bland slum; practically forever! I'd rather not have to rely on this communicator for assistance, but as much as I am loathe to admit it, I have no other choice.
Now then, if any of you plebeians would be so wise as to point me to the exit, I will be leaving now and prevent avoidable bloodshed. I'd rather not stay much long, you see, for I have important business to attend to, and a lady is never late to her affairs.
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Date: 2010-12-03 08:34 pm (UTC)I think you scared him.
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Date: 2010-12-03 08:39 pm (UTC)Whatever made you think I cared how he felt? Though I admit his screams were a tad... amusing, perhaps? Still, mildly entertained as I am, I'd very much like to leave right now.
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Date: 2010-12-03 08:50 pm (UTC)You can't leave ♪ No one knows how.
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Date: 2010-12-05 01:03 am (UTC)Have none rebelled?
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Date: 2010-12-05 07:03 pm (UTC)They have. They've attacked the clock that they say makes the City work, they've tried making holes in the barrier around the City, they've tried attacking the deities' offices.